Monday, November 27, 2006

How to NOT get over someone

As I read yet another post on the 100 hour board today asking how to get over someone, I had to suppress the urge to submit this, but decided to post it here instead. Here are my suggestions as to ways to not get over someone.

1. Spend all your time thinking, "I've got to get over werf. I've got to get over werf."

2. Sit around all day moping and feeling sorry for yourself.

3. Play music that reminds you of werf and/or play heartbreak/missing you songs.

4. Check your messages/email regularly hoping they've changed their mind and tried to contact you.

5. Plot ways to get them back or get them in the first place.

6. Spend time thinking, "If only I _fill in blank_ then things would be just fine between us."

7. Arrange your schedule around shared points of contact.

8. Spend all your free time doing things you used to do together instead of pursuing different interests.

9. Reread their favorite books or rewatch their favorite movies and TV shows.

10. Read their blog daily to keep up with what is going on in their life.

I'm sure there are many, many more, but I can guarantee you that these will definitely help you to hang onto the pain and heartache of a breakup or a forbidden love.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should have totally submitted that!